Any other guys out there think the "if you shake it more than 3 times you're playing with" rule is BS?

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I don't know about you, but 3 times is not enough for me. I have to shake at least 6 or 7 times. And you know what, if it means I am playing with it, so what? It's my toy, I'll play with it all I want.

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Dharmanator: "If you intend to play with it all you want, then the "three times" rule shouldn't bother you, yet it does appear to. Perhaps you should think about this."

You misunderstand. I do not 'intend' on playing with it all I want. My point was if you think I'm playing with it, well then it's mine and I will play with it if I so desire.

Answer 1

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All this time, I thought the rule was two shakes, not three.
Is there any way to get those back? As some kind of credit, I mean...

Answer 2

If you intend to play with it all you want, then the "three times" rule shouldn't bother you, yet it does appear to. Perhaps you should think about this.

Anyway, I've never even heard of this rule, and certainly I won't give it any more thought.

Answer 3

I do more than shake it lol

Answer 4

You could solve ths dilemma by carrying a pee rag in your pocket and wiping the drops off. Then no one could ever accuse you of masturbating in public.

Answer 5

Why not just wipe the tip,so all this shaking about isn't even needed?Who wants your pee drops all over?

Answer 6

Most of the unwritten rules society makes up are crap. I agree with you, shake however many times you need to, and if that constitutes as playing with yourself, then hey, might as well enjoy it! That said, I thnk that rule was created more for public bathrooms where the guys next to you don't want to see you playing with yourself. That I can understand.

Answer 7

You shake it to make sure you don't end up with excess urine on your underwear,lol.