The MISSING FIRST PAGE of the Bible's been found?

Question

Hey, do you think this is real?

*Transcribed version*

Dear reader,
Thank you for buying my book, all characters in this book are not based on real people. This is merely a book to teach kids how to be kind. At least until they are old enough to stop believing in fairy tales. Please teach your child not take the stories literally, as that can cause wars and dictatorship. I apologise for any controversial parts, such as the part about ethnic cleansing.
Jesus Moses.

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Answer 1

You deserve applause.

Answer 2

Was that in Latin or Aramaic?

Answer 3

To take your question literally, no, I don't.

(On the other hand, I think it would be a darned good thing if some of the religious extremists *did* think it was real.)

The link below may be to your liking.

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http://www.theonion.com/articles/god-ang…

Answer 4

Actually, all it need say is:

THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION.