I was telling this one man, Randy, about how many men their is in love with me on the internet an he was like "I don't care." Omg I almost had a seisure! He was SUPPOSE to say "that is so hot, if every other man wants you I want you to Bernadette" an he should of perposed! What a ignoramorous!
Then my boss, Shawn (it's spelt Sean but pronounced Shawn) herd me bragging an he is like "Bernadette, them men is all fakors, their isn't any men in love with you." I tell you that hurt me so bad I had to take the rest of the day off, I was so upset I was pukeing my guts out I had a couple of very severe seisures!
Some man standing in front of me at Wallmart TOOTED in front of me an I could smell it! Omg, I almost ran to the lavatory to puke! How dare he!
People just don't understand how gorgeous I am. Olowende told me on Yahoo last night that I am the most beautiful women in the world!
Men is SO STUPID!