Member Since: 09 Jun 2007
Total Points: 4397 (Level 4)
Points earned this week: 361 Why WOMEN ARE Happier!
You get two last names, burn credit with one use the other!
The Closet is all yours, his clothes fit on the Gavinet under the sink
You can blame hours of shopping on wedding plans and a 60 pound weight gain on pregnancy, and people believe you!
you CAN get pregnant, and feel life growing inside of you, men only feel gas
If you flirt correctly service people do stuff for free or cheap.
Our bathrooms have chatting (Men think we are actually there to pee).
You make believe you need another bathroom less icky, but you actually want to get closer to the mall and bully your man into shopping all day, claims of lack of higiene are our TOOL!
You can make your man do anything if you wear the right thong and say the right phrase.
You can fake a female problem and stay home a few days a month from work, supervisor don't wanna know the details
You can wear contact lenses, have plastic surgery, even increase your boobs! If a man does it he is called "gay"
With the right pair of boobs you can own the world! We can stare at every man in the room and our husband won't notice.
Your heels can make you appear taller, men need insole lifts!
You may be moody but when you want sex you have a 99.9% of getting it, even if you just go out on the street and announce it, chances are someone will obligue! No need to beg, pay, cry.
You always have female friends willing to examine everything you man did lately, both of you can get to the bottom of the most difficult to explain cases for free and without a profesional.
You know stuff about color matching and we come prepared every were we go, while men to buy tiny bottle of shampoos at the corner store or brush their teeth with soap cause they forgot!
You can get men to open jars, do the heavy lifting just by faking weakness.
If it's the middle of the night most people will open the door to a woman than a man, we are non menancing!
Your underwear comes in exquisit colors and fabrics (not to mention styles), plus playboy pays you to show your assets.
You know how to fix, arrainge, clean and organize anything! You can fit a whole closet in a shoe bag.
The divorce judge always goes in our favor, specially if we cry.
We can blow our husbands entire paycheck and blame it on the hairstylist.
We only have to shave our legs and underarms, and only once a week! The rest is OPTIONAL!
You are asked by your husband to play with "his toys" all your life, you can be 90 and he still will want you!, Thank testosterone for that!
You can be slim without being called punny, men can't!
You get a diamond ring when you get married and never are suspected of being serial killers.
WE can wear pants yet men can't wear skirts!!!!
WE WOMEN ARE HAPPIER!!!!