Best answer: 200 dollars

Friends who touch your heart and world... can you easily forget them?

Best answer: Yes, I have. Actually, she dumped me, to marry some schmuck.

14 years , and 2 more kids later, (she already had one from her first short lived elopement marriage to Schmuck #1 .......) she was already in the process of divorce.......when one day, while home on leave from the Navy, some crazy blond b*tch, nearly runs me over in a crosswalk.

I bang on the hood, like......."HEY!!!!!!!!! I'm WALKING here!!!!!!!!!!!", and she gets out of the car to see if I was okay.......and it's HER.

Small world.

So, I was limping cause she gave me a good bump........so she offered to drive me where I was going............one thing leads to another.........we go for lunch to catch up and she tells me the Whole sad story.

It was kinda of interesting..........a chance to steal her back from the guy who stole her from me. ......

there was kind of a Whole KARMA thing to it........so yeah, we started dating again. it was actually going really well for awhile...... I was Always crazy about her............and then, just as I thought it might lead to me being husband number 3.............. she dumps me a second time for some other schmuck.

Dumped by the same broad, twice! Guess that makes me schmuck # 4.

The running joke is...............hey, 3rd time is the charm right? we'll probably end up in the same nursing home together one day.............and then she'll marry some other Geezer in the next room.
Then I'll just have to kill her.

Best answer: I don't choose a product based on the commercials.
Actually I meant by mascots or spokespersons. In fact, annoying commercials is likely to make me not buy that product or service.

Best answer: uh i can do a southern accent

Best answer: Spaghetti with extra cheese and meatballs.

Best answer: Yes, I sure did,And I married her to my friend.

Mine is hugs.

Best answer: Making you look taller

Best answer: Texas is the state with the most diverse topography. More varied recreational opportunities than any other state.

Best answer: Lets just say... I eat very well. Quite a lot actually. I think that if this buffet was conveniently priced and I could get some other people to go with me I probably would. Although I don't think that it would really be my style. I doubt it would really fill me up lol.

Is this a thing? If it isn't it should be. It would probably appeal to a lot of people who want to be healthy. It would also appeal to the people who want to look healthy in front of their friends... you might be getting fruits and vegetables into unwilling people!!! Make it a thing!

Like the sound of a dog licking itself. I hate it.

Best answer: Jesus of Nazareth. Yes very much.

Best answer: Depends. Tell me a little about yourself.