Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

Poll: Have you ever bought anything from Amazon.com.... ?

I am thinking of buying my friend his Christmas gift from Amazon.com.

Which do you think he will like more?

A. http://www.amazon.com/Nearly-Me-Gaff-17-400/dp/B00...

or,

B. http://www.amazon.com/Ultimate-Hiding-Gaff-Crossdr...

His name is Guido... *cries*

Update:

Make sure you scroll down and READ the REVIEWS people... that is some good reading, my friends...

*cries*

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  • 1 decade ago
    Best answer

    Did you scroll down to see the Travel Honeypott male masturbator?

    Damn, I wish I had a pekker sometimes

    Source(s): I bought this for my friend Todd McHenry. He lives in Clifton and Owensville. Well, one day I saw him and I was like "No bulge, that's awesome buddy, it really worked". Then he mentioned that he had actually returned the product. He said that it was really unnecessary because he only has one ball from the walnut shelling accident of 1989. But he tried it on and said he liked the way the fabric felt against his skin. Sort of like the touch of an older adult male, right before he kisses you. I'm not sure I got the reference, but whatever.
  • 1 decade ago

    What no lacy knickers?!

    I'd buy the first pair and sew a nice bright pink frilly border round the edges. Voila!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    "doesn't like the look of having a brautwurst stuffed down a pantleg, worry no more"

    *Cries for both of you*

    how about this

    http://www.amazon.com/Anal-Trainer-Kit-Small-Mediu...

  • I think he might prefer the "Travel Honeypot for Men Male Masturbator "

    Source(s): *cries* Cries even more now that I saw that Monkey said it first...
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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Yes I have, but nothing for cross dressing, I like to try before I buy for that.

    Go with B

  • 1 decade ago

    Go with B. Black is always sexier.

    And I'm sure Guido will love it.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Way to show up 30 minutes before i'm out of here....

    i refuse to answer this question now

    Source(s): <<bitter
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I think A would compliment the mucky sticky color of his fleece.

    I just want to see if it all fits in there!

    *cries*

  • 1 decade ago

    Can you leave one of those under the tree for me instead of that damn eggnog and stale cookie I get every year? There's something in it for you too.

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