Did you scroll down to see the Travel Honeypott male masturbator?
Damn, I wish I had a pekker sometimes
I bought this for my friend Todd McHenry. He lives in Clifton and Owensville. Well, one day I saw him and I was like "No bulge, that's awesome buddy, it really worked". Then he mentioned that he had actually returned the product. He said that it was really unnecessary because he only has one ball from the walnut shelling accident of 1989. But he tried it on and said he liked the way the fabric felt against his skin. Sort of like the touch of an older adult male, right before he kisses you. I'm not sure I got the reference, but whatever.