Poll: Have you ever bought anything from Amazon.com.... ?

I am thinking of buying my friend his Christmas gift from Amazon.com.
Which do you think he will like more?
A. http://www.amazon.com/Nearly-Me-Gaff-17-400/dp/B0001ZO43S/ref=pd_sbs_a_7

or,
B. http://www.amazon.com/Ultimate-Hiding-Gaff-Crossdressing-Men/dp/B000KIJAPS

His name is Guido... *cries*
Update: Make sure you scroll down and READ the REVIEWS people... that is some good reading, my friends...
*cries*
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