The MISSING FIRST PAGE of the Bible's been found?

Hey, do you think this is real? *Transcribed version* Dear reader, Thank you for buying my book, all characters in this book are not based on real people. This is merely a book to teach kids how to be kind. At least until they are old enough to stop believing in fairy tales. Please teach your child not take... show more Hey, do you think this is real?

*Transcribed version*

Dear reader,
Thank you for buying my book, all characters in this book are not based on real people. This is merely a book to teach kids how to be kind. At least until they are old enough to stop believing in fairy tales. Please teach your child not take the stories literally, as that can cause wars and dictatorship. I apologise for any controversial parts, such as the part about ethnic cleansing.
Jesus Moses.
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