Brandon asked in HealthOther - Health · 7 years ago

What happens when I stick a 9 vol. battery up my butt.?

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  • Anonymous
    7 years ago
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    Ha! Ok buddy, I get it! You wanna look cool in front of your friends, homies, the gals, hey, I was there once too. In fact, I too was curious about the whole butt battery combo, so, yes, I did it. I went with the classic Duracell AA (product placement hehehe). And this was way before YouTube so I had to invite the friends and family to view themselves, live! So SNL but less jew-ey. Anyways, I jammed it, plooped it, artificially insiminated it up my ***. Just like that I Harry Hoodinied that *****. Grandma was proud. Long story short, the electrical current caused the tips of my hair to bleach out and made my poopy like those potatoes in science class. But who knows 9 volt could kill ya or make ya into the next STATIC SCHOCK!! That would be cool! No electricity bill that's for sure hehehe I'm so alone

    Happy Shabba

    Your buddy

    Neil

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  • Anonymous
    6 years ago

    Alotta pain and no gain

    Source(s): Bracha Braun
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  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    It will hurt and if it got stuck then got to the doctors to get it out

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  • 7 years ago

    It would get your brain to switch on

    Source(s): commonsensible sarcasm
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  • 7 years ago

    You didn't say "terminals first", so I'm going to say "not a lot".

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  • 7 years ago

    it will turn ur brain on..if u have one...

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