What can I do to keep or block the Fbi (federal bureau of investigation) from hacking my pc? any software?

Update: I would really like to know if there is any software I can use or download to remove them from my pc and phone.
Update 2: Please dont say im delusional because a lawyer told me so. And dont act like they've never hacked a computer or wiretapped a line before.
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