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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 2 months ago

Why did God hurt the Holy Stock Market with a virus?

God loves the Stock Market. He LOVES it. It says so in the Bible. The book of Mammon 6:66, right next to the part that says the unemployed should starve and God likes when workers don’t get paid enough to live and healthcare should cost $10,000 a month at least. 

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  • 2 months ago

    God thought that the Dow should be down. God thought that Standard and Poors meant that it was standard to be poor. God thought that Drexel, Burnham, Lambert was supposed to burn-em. God thought that Charles Keating was Karl Cheating. God thought that there was too much bull in Merril Lynch.

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  • 2 months ago

    All I know is now more than ever its important for people to start a close relationship with God while they are still living so with that being said if anyone on here wants to improve their life and experience true happiness they should make the best choice of their life right now and start a close relationship with God by them praying to God everyday for his help in every decision of their life everyday and in every situation of their life everyday for if they do this everyday their life will get better, they will have more peace, more successful, more happiness, and all their dreams will come true that’s because when they pray to God then God will make all good things possible for them and they must not forget to read the “Holy Bible” everyday and a great place for them to start in the holy Bible is (Psalms 1) and everyday after that read a chapter in Psalms till they finish all the chapters in Psalms then after that start on (Proverbs 1) then everyday after that read a chapter in Proverbs till they finish all the chapters in Proverbs and after that read every chapter of the Holy Bible until they finish it for it will change their life in the most amazing way

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  • Yavan
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    There is indeed something wrong with any society who would think of Donald Trump as a messiah.

    They are losing their money. How sad.

    Personally, I think we should rejoice. This can only end well. Wasn't this money all of the Devil?

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  • Dave D
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    It really sad when people who cannot think of anything intelligent to say to support their own position make up completely stupid stuff to attack Christianity.

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  • Manny
    Lv 6
    2 months ago

    YHWH was focusing on short-term gains like any good God-fearing capitalist. If you kill off the Socialists, the world will be left with God-fearing capitalists who will invest even more money to the stock market. It's like, a life hack.

    But like every ploy for short-term gains, it's also just as short-sighted and YHWH didn't think it through. Ergo, the mess we have now.

    Source(s): If only He has the foresight. Or could make a virus that only killed freedom-hating atheist socialists. Oh, well.
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  • 2 months ago

    God loves the Dow more than anything, and would raise it up tomorrow if it was within his power.

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  • 2 months ago

    I can't tell. Is this sarcasm?

    Source(s): No, not really.
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