What's your favorite dysfunctional nursery rhyme ?

Question

Update:

They're Darwinal and grew feets

Update 2:

Chai in Spain we say "Three men in a tub" Go figure

Update 3:

Hey LWD nice though all the answers were great 

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Answer 1

Favourite answer

Rub a dub dub is pretty dysfunctional.  

I mean, come on, a butcher a baker and candlestick maker all in the same tub?

@ LBM ... and how is my papa today.  Well I hope xx

Answer 2

Mary had a little lamb! Say what?

Answer 3

Where's the boy who looks after the sheep?

He's under the haystack with Little Bo Peep.

Answer 4

The Queen of Hearts. Fill in your own blanks.

Answer 5

Tom,Tom,the piper's son,stole a pig and away he run.The pig got eat and Tom got beat,which sent him howling down the street..........Yeah,I want my 20 seconds back,don't you?What a gyp.

Answer 6

Wee Willie Winkie

Running through the town in his nighties and peeping through windows?  Doesn't get much more dysfunctional than that.

Answer 7

Trumpty Dumpty sat on a wall.

Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall!

And all the lies lying

and all the tards crying

couldnt put the Chump back together again.  YAY!! :D

Answer 8

"Maxwell's Silver Hammer" Kids sing it in Nursery school, about a serial-killer..

Answer 9

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. Jill came down with $10 and not for carrying water, Yo LWD how are things my good friend.

Answer 10

I'm not a fan of nursery rhymes. You've got kids falling down hills,  eggs getting crushed and blind mice getting their tales  cut off. And people think my trunk tales are bad

Answer 11

Hey, diddle diddle,  the cat and the fiddle,  the dish ran away with a spoon. 

How does a dish and a spoon "run away"??