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What's your favorite dysfunctional nursery rhyme ?

Update:

They're Darwinal and grew feets

Update 2:

Chai in Spain we say "Three men in a tub" Go figure

Update 3:

Hey LWD nice though all the answers were great 

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  • 2 months ago
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    Rub a dub dub is pretty dysfunctional.  

    I mean, come on, a butcher a baker and candlestick maker all in the same tub?

    @ LBM ... and how is my papa today.  Well I hope xx

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  • 2 months ago

    Mary had a little lamb! Say what?

  • 2 months ago

    Where's the boy who looks after the sheep?

    He's under the haystack with Little Bo Peep.

  • 2 months ago

    The Queen of Hearts. Fill in your own blanks.

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  • 2 months ago

    Tom,Tom,the piper's son,stole a pig and away he run.The pig got eat and Tom got beat,which sent him howling down the street..........Yeah,I want my 20 seconds back,don't you?What a gyp.

  • 2 months ago

    Wee Willie Winkie

    Running through the town in his nighties and peeping through windows?  Doesn't get much more dysfunctional than that.

  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    Trumpty Dumpty sat on a wall.

    Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall!

    And all the lies lying

    and all the tards crying

    couldnt put the Chump back together again.  YAY!! :D

  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" Kids sing it in Nursery school, about a serial-killer..

  • 2 months ago

    Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. Jill came down with $10 and not for carrying water, Yo LWD how are things my good friend.

  • Mrs H
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    I'm not a fan of nursery rhymes. You've got kids falling down hills,  eggs getting crushed and blind mice getting their tales  cut off. And people think my trunk tales are bad

  • 2 months ago

    Hey, diddle diddle,  the cat and the fiddle,  the dish ran away with a spoon. 

    How does a dish and a spoon "run away"??   

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