Lv 6

Does good news ever come in a brown envelope?


@ CT - Was iut good for your circulation?

@ Pronk - It was worth a punt

@ Polly - My credit card is worn out from overuse

@ BK - I would prefer vanilla

@ Pearl - Indeed it does

@ Anon. Yes they do. But you have to be qualified to make them

@ Anon - Some would regard that as good news!

Update 2:

@ FB - Do you come in the mail, too?

@ Jack - He sounded browned off

@ Candy - You wouldn't want to hear it plop onto the mat

12 Answers

  • 1 month ago
    Favourite answer

    I am not sure but I would prefer to have news in a brown envelope, rather than something brown in a white envelope.

  • 1 month ago

    Porn used to come in the mail that way!

    Source(s): someone told me O___o~
  • 1 month ago

    I hear Trump got his pink slip in a brown envelope! The sender made sure the envelope was the exact same color as ex-president Obama and upon receiving it made the Don's pants turn the same color!

  • 1 month ago

    Well, it used to come monthly in a brown paper wrapper.

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  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    Good grief news,RR..

    Charlie Brown slipped me some good news in a brown envelope; When he wanted someone that’d NOT PULL AWAY THE FOOTBALL at the last second before he kicked it.

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  • polly
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    My credit card statements always come in a red envelope but I don't open them.

    My roommate sarcastically says "You should open them, they might contain good news"

    & I say "Yes,good news for Satan"

  • 1 month ago

    Yes,good news from Manilla comes in a Manilla brown envelope.

  • Pearl
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    depends on whats in the envelop

  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    I suppose so, it could be a certificate confirming you're qualified. Do they still make brown envelopes? 

  • Anonymous
    1 month ago


    I dunno.

    Ive never received a brown envelope. Looks like something an investigator would hold pix of your cheating spouse and their lovers in.

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