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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 2 months ago

What's your favorite punchline to a joke?

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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    Boo boom.                 

  • 1 month ago

    "And then what did he say to that?"🤨

  • 1 month ago

    It's "I got a duck, I got a phuck for a duck, I got a duck for a phuck, and I got a buck for a phucked up duck".

    Now don't you wish you ask for the whole joke now?

    (Okay it's basically about a mentally challenged 18 year old who asked for a rubber duck for his BD, has relations with a pay per view hooker who charged him the duck,  but she liked it and wanted to do it again so she gave him his duck back and then receives a dollar for the duck that was destroyed by an 18 wheeler truck driver. The answer is in response to "So son how was your day?")

  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    If it's a joke about Gomer Pyle, it would be a "Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!"

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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    Funny as a screen  door a on a battleship...

  • 1 month ago

    If it was up Your

    @SS you wolud know!

  • geezer
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition !

  • 1 month ago

    Guy walks up to the widow at her husbands funeral and says, “May I just say one word?”

    “Sure,” she replies.

    “Plethora.”

    The widow says, “Thanks. That means a lot.”

  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    Pretentious moi.

  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    The best punchline to a joke ever is, "And then the liberal said, "Work? I don't even like handjobs!"

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