What's your favorite punchline to a joke?

Answer 1

Boo boom.                 

Answer 2

"And then what did he say to that?"🤨

Answer 3

It's "I got a duck, I got a phuck for a duck, I got a duck for a phuck, and I got a buck for a phucked up duck".

Now don't you wish you ask for the whole joke now?

(Okay it's basically about a mentally challenged 18 year old who asked for a rubber duck for his BD, has relations with a pay per view hooker who charged him the duck,  but she liked it and wanted to do it again so she gave him his duck back and then receives a dollar for the duck that was destroyed by an 18 wheeler truck driver. The answer is in response to "So son how was your day?")

Answer 4

If it's a joke about Gomer Pyle, it would be a "Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!"

Answer 5

Funny as a screen  door a on a battleship...

Answer 6

If it was up Your

@SS you wolud know!

Answer 7

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition !

Answer 8

Guy walks up to the widow at her husbands funeral and says, “May I just say one word?”

“Sure,” she replies.

“Plethora.”

The widow says, “Thanks. That means a lot.”

Answer 9

Pretentious moi.

Answer 10

The best punchline to a joke ever is, "And then the liberal said, "Work? I don't even like handjobs!"